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Dr: aap ka weight kitna

pramod — Sun, 20 May 2012 23:51:29 +0000

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

Don’t expect too much of

pramod — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:38:58 +0000

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Promises are like babies, easy

pramod — Sat, 19 May 2012 23:53:49 +0000

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum…

pramod — Sat, 19 May 2012 11:53:13 +0000

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

My love for you Has

pramod — Fri, 18 May 2012 23:57:29 +0000

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.

Friends are like stars. You

pramod — Fri, 18 May 2012 12:05:55 +0000

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

What is Kiss? Kiss is

pramod — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:04:41 +0000

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam,

pramod — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:39:01 +0000

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery

pramod — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:05:54 +0000

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya, Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun? Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!

Our “Frenship” is a crossed

pramod — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:07:29 +0000

Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c