Sex – Burn Calories Chart
Sex - Burn Calories Chart Lying down: 90cal Standing up: 492cal Doggie style: 326cal 2nd round: 824 cal Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
Teacher : Mudhal masam january
Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teacher.
terey baghair mein kissey din
terey baghair mein kissey din wee nayeen sutta, har raat khana nayee khada, tey hor iss toon wad kee dassan k ratee sutyan mein eena dinna wich kissey hor da naa wee nayee leya, bas tasveeran vekhda saan hun tey man ja k mein bas tera waan,(toon man ja baqi tey maniyan ee nein)..
KeEping a FRIEND is As
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
Christmas waves a magic wand
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Teacher comes to class with
Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink? Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water. Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is that long.
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Friendship is sweet when it’s
Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
A man married a Lady
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADHAL"