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20May/120

Dr: aap ka weight kitna

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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he? Santa: chasme sath 75kgs. Dr: aur chasme bager! Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

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20May/120

Don’t expect too much of

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Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

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19May/120

Promises are like babies, easy

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

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19May/120

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum…

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

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18May/120

My love for you Has

My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.

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18May/120

Friends are like stars. You

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

18May/120

What is Kiss? Kiss is

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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17May/120

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam,

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

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17May/120

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya, Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun? Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!

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16May/120

Our “Frenship” is a crossed

Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c