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22Feb/120

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar

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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

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21Feb/120

If friends were flowers I

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

21Feb/120

Yesterday’s news: An aunty was

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Yesterday's news: An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

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20Feb/120

Friend 1

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. Friend 2: "yeppadi?" Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"...

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20Feb/120

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai Kya Kar Raha Hai.. Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai...

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19Feb/120

Wat u see as truth

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

19Feb/120

A policemen arrested a prostitute

A policemen arrested a prostitute Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute. Police: What r u selling. Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO

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18Feb/120

Naragathil yeman and man.

Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE...

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18Feb/120

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai, Kyun? Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof! Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga.

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17Feb/120

As long as we have

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.